MEETING OF THE MASSES

This meeting is an emergency. Repeat, an EMERGENCY.

The CEO's cat has been kidnapped. We need a team of highly-trained specialists to infiltrate the cat-napping organization and rescue the feline.

Available positions include:

• Lead Cat Whisperer
• Cat Whisperer-in-Training
• IT Specialist to hack the cat-napping organization's Wi-Fi network

Apply within the next 24 hours, or risk facing the wrath of the CEO's cat-less wrath.